Citizen Kane is slow? It's incredibly kinetically edited, especially for it's time.

There's a scene in Suicide Squad where Harley Quinn fantasizes about having a normal life with the Joker, and Górecki's Symphony no. 3 is playing in the background, which is like listening to Katy Perry to classical music snobs.

Have we ever gotten a sense of what music Donald Trump likes, if anything? I picture him buying expensive box sets of Beethoven because he thinks it's classy.

I ended up watching it because I like watching Dikachu sleeping.

From what I've read though, it doesn't seem like it requires any different support from the base hardware. It's just as possible that an older phone could support a 2 TB SD card.

Well it's good that it's off topic, otherwise that would be a horrible way to go.

I love how phones are now advertising microSD slot for storage up to 2 TBs. Who sells 2 TB microSD cards? That's bigger than my laptop's hard drive! Apparently that's just a theoretical number, even though they're not available commercially. Which is even weirder because why fucking stop at 2 TBs?

I have had the worst experience with my S5. Maybe a year into having it, or possibly less, the gyro stopped working. That seems like a minor inconvenience, but it creates issues for reading webpages, viewing video, and even maps (because my phone can't tell what direction I'm facing unless I'm moving).

Holy shit. I JUST realized that she's sitting on a metal chair in that picture rather than having some sort of weird science fiction super barrette/hair extension.

She just felt obligated to say something since you had been staring at her with your mouth agape the whole time. At least that's what she told me.

I'm just no one has made a stupid joke about the Olsen twins.

It's not. Shut Up Kiss Me is much more aggressive, and the second side (the last 4 songs) is much more psychedelic, and probably one of the strongest sides of vinyl I can think of recently. You should watch/listen to the video linked above as it's the first track on the second side and is indicative of that slower…

See also William Gaddis with such delightful names as Recktall Brown.

I saw her at one of the recent shows she put on in… July? I was disappointed too. It was fine, just not a lot of energy. I chalked it up to being bored with the old material, but then I saw her on Colbert playing Shut Up Kiss Me and I was similarly disappointed.

I find the most erotic part of the female form is the boobies.

Only in the Roman reboot.

When people talk about 'changing the canon' and people getting pissed about it, I like to imagine ancient fanbois following Homer or Vyasa around and yelling at them for fucking with the story.

"I see an R2 and I want it painted it black."—Disney executive

"But he can't climb stairs."
"Wait… is that a racist stereotype?"
"No, we just never found a convincing way for the R2 units to get up and down stairs, so we just cut to a different scene before R2 can get down the stairs."
"Oh, gotcha."
"You know, just like we do with Lando."
"Wait, what?"

He'd be called Vouspac and he wouldn't be as friendly.