So I just listened to the Tupac cover after listening to the original, which I had not been familiar with previously. I have now come to the conclusion that Bieber covering Thugz Mansion is about as appropriate as Skrewdriver covering Mississippi Goddamn.

I had to listen to Xiu Xiu's Fast Car after this, not because I like it that much, but at least it has a perspective other than… whatever the fuck Bieber's doing here.

She probably said more words in that short clip than she did in the entirety of Stranger Things.

You didn't imagine it. She was covered in nipples.

Ah, okay. That's an interesting premise, though it doesn't sound like they explore it as well as they could. That's the unfortunate thing about twists: often it doesn't let a narrative explore whatever revelation is made, it just kind of plops it there. But, back to the picture I don't think that can really be called…

Tarantino's samey dialogue is also a lot more interesting, and he knows how to use it to build tension and character rather than just jokingly blathering on and spelling out exactly the theme of the movie.

So Kate Mara's character is also an AI, or is the only AI? If that's the case, I think the picture isn't much of a spoiler unless you say it's a spoiler.

I wanted her to stop the interview right there, go watch Ghost, and then resume the interview afterwards. "So did you like it?" "Sure."

"Look, whoever you are, you're very nice, but I just don't want to change our friendship, you know?"

With that lighting, he kind of looks like a douchier Marc McGrath.

So what you're saying is "Jews sympathize with Chris Brown"? Wow. First the blood libel, then this?

Ubu the King and the Puppet Master

The same reason they decided to include pulsing music to highlight comedic pauses. Because they're an idiot.

Stalker not getting a reliable restoration is incredibly frustrating. I have the Kino Lorber DVD, which is servicable, I guess, but there's tons of compression. Also, it has a butt-ugly cover.

cd gaspump\funct
dir *.exe
regular.exe

Jesus is in every show.

She became a naturalized American citizen, though she holds dual citizenship. Making my joke less funny than it was originally, which is somehow now less than zero.

Pulling out your nose hair is one of the most unpleasant experiences you will ever have.

Nose Hair Trimmer, only §11!

They've got nothing on Truffle britches. Mmmmm, truffles.