I was going to make a joke about how her glasses are actually projecting that image, but then I remembered that Facebook's ad formula had recently been aggressively pushing These Ridiculous CHEMION Sunglasses that feature an out facing LED display scrolling over your eyes so you can walk around with 'Eat at Joe's'…

Apparently I like 'Mainstream'. Mainstream what, I don't know. My favorite, however, is that the first interest is 'Waste' which is accompanied by a picture of a garbage dump. Boy, I sure love waste!

Thankfully, I keep my pop stars in a steel box so that they become enmeshed and I can like any music I choose, because they're all the same in quantum space time.

Boy with the Arab Strap and The Goblet of Fire are two perfect choices I'm not sure I would've ever come up with. I worked at Best Buy the summer that Goblet of Fire came out and they carried it, you know, just for the hell of it.

It's about fucking. Also religion probably

It doesn't really seem like he's gathering much data beyond the fact that soda machines exist in games. Where's the real minutiea here? Where's the data on form and function of the soda machines, the locations and frequencies in maps? The brand names across games (i.e. Grog). Come on, Morrissette this digital…

I think House of the Devil has a pretty effective jump scare, not because of what precedes it, but because of what happens after it: When Greta Gerwig gets shot by that random guy. Afterwards, nothing happens for a good 50 minutes or so, but you know shit's going to go down, and you're constantly tense. It's an…

I think it's effective every time, because, from the first time you see it, you know what's going to happen. They basically say, okay, we're going to follow these guys out of the diner, a creepy guy is going to to jump out of nowhere and it's going to scare the shit out everyone. And you're like, okay got it, not…

It's what happens when Otis Redding stops being polite… and starts getting real.

YES! Thank you!

This seems like as good a place as any to bring up the potential life sustaining planet in the news yesterday. One comment on facebook, linked that discovery to the Fermi Paradox, and directed people's attention to this excellent series of YouTube videos on it by Kurzgesagt (Part 2, se also Wait But Why?'s excellent…

"It gets easier. Every day it gets easier. But ya gotta do it every day: that's the hard part. But it does get easier."

Oh, also, this song is great, and the album is also great. Woman is probably my favorite song on the album.

I like the part where she emerges from the swimming pool in slow motion. For aesthetic reasons.

Oh, I know, I just get rather passionate when I think about how idiotic people are being to each other.

Yes, but they're fake.

NO SHIT! Sorry, I didn't mean to shout. It would be nice if people took just a little bit of time to look at how radicalized Muslims view the West. Maybe they'd realize that their ignorant hate mongering is actually HELPING THEM!

I would much rather people stopped paying attention to his bananas writing. I would rather he be cursed with a constantly updated tumblr that no one subscribes to. That is the fate he most deserves.

Just for funsies, here's Milo's idiotic analysis of Donald Trump's idiotic foreign policy speech, wherein he tries to make the case that, by screening out Muslims, Trump has surpassed The Left in gay rights. It just hurts my head to try to fathom this rhetoric that, The Right is better for the LGBT community because…

Have you ever heard of the Cadaver Synod? In 897 Pope Stephen the VI (or VII, because Stephen II fucked up the numbering by dying before being ordained) had some beef with Pope Formosus, his predecessor, so he had his corpse exhumed, dressed up in Papal vestments, and put on trail. Some poor deacon got to speak for…