I can see how OG Joy Division fans would feel disappointed by New Order, but, at this point I don't even know why you would compare them.

Surprised Reaction Gif!

The linked review in this article is astonishingly brief, a time capsule of the ink conscious days of the AV Club. Also, it ends with this zinger: "Note: Brandon Lee does not appear in this sequel, because he is dead."

I don't know if I would necessarily say that they need to be lighter skinned. I do, however think they need to be Tim Curry.

It looks like we're going to have to wait until 2019 for the wall to wall coverage of "Smooth" by Santana featuring Rob Thomas.

This guy's a fun dad.

I think Skeeter just grew up, got a real job, and moved away from the city. She probably lives in Tuscon and wonders why her brother still hangs out with the idiots from daycare.

The rest of them may be dated, but I don't think you would need to replace Animal. Animal is fucking Animal, and if kids don't know Animal, or can't immediately relate to Animal, then the world is lost.

I don't think so. I think she was making fun of me by saying that I sounded like a Muppet. I think maybe I tried to do a Kermit impression or something. I don't really remember.

I had a woman tell me that she would only go out with me if I talked like Kermit the whole time. I would assume she was kidding, but I found it a really odd thing to say considering I had never expressed any interest in going out with her. In retrospect, I consider it the weirdest way anyone's ever hit on me.

Udo Kier: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Ben’s Mom: [angry] Oh, Benjamin!

I just looked them up on YouTube and their video for Somebody Else starts with a 3:00 'homage?' to David Lynch's Rabbits. And then it's kind of a stupid emo dance song.

Sure, but they work great for fucking yourself.

I don't know who they are but 'I Like It When You Sleep, For You Are So Beautiful Yet So Unaware Of It' is a terrible title. It's not because it's long, it's because it looks like it was run through 1998 Babelfish.

They didn't get the 'Cream of Some Young Guy' joke, though…

Nobody in this video looks like they know what's going on besides Rick Ross. Jared Leto wanders around with an expression of, this is party? And Skrillex looks Trent Reznor's little brother. Trent beat Skrillex up a lot when they were younger, but they're okay now. Skrillex this his big brother is cool even though eh…

Here's a fascinating podcast about how that moment was really less about… I don't know screaming a little awkwardly… and more about awkward microphone placement: http://fivethirtyeight.com/…

Mine too. That, to say the least, was a disillusioning first time.

It's hard for me to parse the exclamation mark is that '[Holy shit!] The plane I saw on television was the hostage plane in Geneva, Switzerland, not the plane carrying $400 million in cash going to Iran! [D'oh!]' or 'The plane I saw on television was the hostage plane in Geneva, Switzerland, not the plane carrying…