We could call it The Olympics and The Special Olympics.

Nope, Frank Stallone hasn't dropped his new album yet

Oh wait, I just realized that it's paddle boarding I thought it was paddle boating and I was like, that's fucking adorable and weird.

At my house, Rise is Always on line, if you know what I mean.

I think my favorite parts are the inserts of the poor stenographer at his machine completely bemused at what he has to record, as well as Morty's face when Rick tells him he's going to kill his whole family.

I don't think you need to take criticism of patriarchy so personally. I think the general consensus here is that Margot Robbie is great, so the real issue is that she has to work within a system that limits her roles. Generally, I feel like every article like this is really just saying, "I wish women had more diverse…

That's really interesting. See, personally, I like the record.

Maybe it was in binary

WELL MAYBE IF WE CHANGED THE DATATYPE TO INTEGER WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM!

I do like that these closing months seem to be bringing out a much more fuck this shit president.

I really think Republicans are going to respond to this with unheard of adulation.

I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND EFFICIENCIES IN OUR TATTOO INK EXPENDITURES!

Though… I'm not really sure why the would need to include the leading zero on her tattoo. It's not like they're going to do a database sort using the subjects' arms.

I was almost certain that it wasn't, but maybe you're right. A looooong time ago, there was a site that had a long list of sample sources from electronic songs, but it appears to be long dead. My google fu is completely failing me here.

Yes, but they call them Mongols.

But there was a time we were lashed to the prow
of a ship you may board, but not steer,
before You and I ceased to mean Now,
and began to mean only Right Here
(to mean Inches and Miles, but not Years);
before Space had a taste of its limits,
and a new sort of coordinate awoke,
making Time just another poor tenant:
bearing…

I mean, to a certain extent, yeah, but I didn't think we were talking about being moral or ethical here, I thought we were talking about having liberal, presumably socially liberal, viewpoints.

Come on, someone doesn't have to turn into an ascetic just because they believe that the government should be responsible for social justice. As far as I know, Cross earns money and pays for his taxes within the extent of the law. It makes perfect sense for him to advocate that his taxes help fund social programs that…

No.. I want to keep that one… she's… a… business contact?

Yes, my child was often very possessive of the thing she was doing at this age. I neither repeatedly prodded her about it, nor filmed her doing it and uploaded it to the Internet. I've wasted my life.