I would love one Middle-School science teacher to just be like, "Guys, I'm a middle school science teacher… I have you guys do the same science projects I was doing when I was your age. Our textbooks are five years old. Do you think I'm up on the latest scientific research? I have no fucking clue how to build a…

The mechanics of the Monster's hunting are a little strange to say the least. It seems like it brings the kids into The Upside Down, but doesn't kill them right away. (Spoiler for last episode) There seems to be some sort of Aliens style hosting going on in the library, so my guess is that The Monster takes its prey…

They need several subcommittees on forming committees before even ratifying the charge of the Congress of Suckitude, and you know how long the Congress of Suckitude takes before voting.

I liked Mad TV. I wouldn't watch it religiously, but it was kind of funny.

Does he have to pee, or does he have to nut?

I caught a Pikachu in a drive-by. My friend was driving us past the art museum and I snatched the cheeky bastard right up. Pika!

"Everything is fine"

I think he's talking about the recent ill-conceived remake of Andrei Tarkovsky's Nostalghia: Barbie: Star Light Adventures

I still don't really like Longmont Potion Castle, because I always put myself in the victims shoes, and even though he's more surreal than aggravating, I would still get annoyed. But, Longmont Potion Castle is worth listening to if only once.

I don't know why I find this so satisfying week after week, but here we go.

Okay… I meant The Bedwetter, but apparently autocorrect had other ideas. I'm just going to leave it though.

The Newsletter.

Alien Jesus is everywhere. Wait, no that's Alien Holy Spirit.

This is true. Leslie Knope is fictional.

Moderators see more dick than an Wild West hooker.

Do you call it's face The Rose of Sharon?

That's a really good point. Objectively she looks ridiculous, but her puffed up barreling up that hill looked apocalyptic.

You have to have a pretty large suspension of disbelief when looking at trauma in horror films. There's a fair amount of characters ending up in mental institutions (though some of that is because they insist on the fantastical), but then you get things like THE END OF THIS SERIES SO SPOILERS PEOPLE!!!!!!!! where the…

I think the beginning of this month was the Daniel Tiger-pocalypse.

And just how stupid are you going to look when it turns out it's Foxworthy and Whitney's groundbreaking course on a general mathematical theory of Cognitive Sciences.