As an individual who is pro-environment, pro-labor, and anti-Apple (or, as I like to call it, the epitome of moral superiority and a triple threat to both get my 82 virgins and look down upon the rest of you), I think that this action does not speak loudly enough.

Mr. Philip.J.Fry,

Mr. DRCAM,

I was pleased to see that the speakers are made from neodymium. It is good to know that DARPA funding of Marvel Comics' SMNUCAS (Silly Material Names Used In Captain America's Shield) Initiative is paying off in commercial dividends.

Little known fact-

This helpful article illustrates the difference in approach between Apple [no comma] Inc. and Google.

Mr. siloxr,

I think that the lads in Anonymous have done a great service. For far too long, we have relied on the "just-us" system that entrenches the power and prestige of the corrupt. One of the ways this system works is to allow clearly guilty people to escape the maw of righteous anger and vengeance through such chicanery and…

Mr. darkgroove,

I should add that this device looks much less cumbersome than Mrs. Loki13's current "massager." But perhaps less satisfying.

Mrs. Loki13 has requested that I ask where this device might be purchased. Also, does it go to twenty-one? Twenty intensity levels have proven insufficient for her... massaging needs.

Wow. That's a novel argument... I love it!

Mr Multiverse,

Mr. kyrow,

Mr. mrantimatter,

Mr. Deckard,

It is my belief that her eyes are so wide because Mr. Muy (featured in the previous article on Apple's so-called "censorship") just moved his hands.

Mr. Mister_Roboto,

Mr. mrantimatter,

The orange jumpsuit says beware, but the eyes scream of long years of experience with Farmville that cause me to trust her knowledge in all things Facebook.