I am glad for this clarification. I am of the belief that any failure by a service employee to follow clearly established protocol should result in an immediate shaming to the internet, preferably with the inclusion tranny pictures, so that future employers might be able to suss out his identity and realize his…

I think Microsoft complains about all other companies. They blame their slow mobile cellular device OS sales on RIM jobbing their customers.

Meanwhile, Yahoo discharges its Wang (to satiate its shareholders)

I am confused by this article. The most effective way to stop piracy is the restoration of hanging as a deterrent, combined with the effective and total destruction of pirate redoubts, lairs, and islands of all kinds. Let all self-styled pirates fear the renewed majesty of Her Majesty's Royal Navy.

Orkut gets the sloppy seconds (-hand Brazilian users)

Facebook goes down.

I have it on information and belief that in order to encourage the return of Hewlett-Packard flammable fax machines and limit their liability, the estimable company is offering both a free Meg Whitman striptease and (in a partnership with RIM) a free Blackberry mobile cellular device.

Mr. Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!

Apple [no comma] Inc. could easily alleviate this problem by paying Foxconn a small bounty to weed out the less-fit and mentally weak workers. This would have several corollary benefits-

The only true way to predict the length of a Winter is thus:

Apparently, the handsets will not leak your Wifi passwords if you hold them with a better grip. If you hold them correctly in a more vise-like embrace, you seal the poorly-soldered joints that allow said leakage.

I am glad for the posting of this by this most illustrious website, as it explains quite a lot. Apparently, it is this very picture that Mrs. Loki13 has been staring at every night before bed. Alas, she does not stare at it before engaging in horticultural activities with the gardener.

It is my belief that the best passwords, with the advent of new technology, are ones that rely on voice recognition. Specifically, I engage in intercourse with the mothers of the webdesigners or bloggers of every website I visit that requires a password, record their whimpers and moans, and use that recording as my…

Mr. tyler.turel,

I think that that the title should be amended to correct it's tautological redundancy (but I repeat myself again).

How dare this self-important ninny at the Department of Agriculture tell such slander directed at the most American of institutions, McDonalds? I will note that McDonalds, in response to this unjustified attack, is pulling their delicious and wholesome meat-like products only from American stores, leaving the rest of…

Mr. Snafu77,

I am uncertain why the featured twat in the photo accompanying the original article singles out a contributor to this most excellent site. Mr. Diaz has enough slanderous accusations and calumny hurled at him without also having his good name besmirched by being tied to the sinking ship that is the SS Blackberry. Also,…

I hope that the esteemed litigators at Samsung are parsing these comment threads for some excellent tips on litigating these usurious and unjust demands made by the apparatchiks and hobgoblins that infest the European Union bureaucracy. A number of colorable legal defenses have been raised, to wit:

Interesting. My password on all my devices and websites is the enter key. Very easy to remember.