They were sharks the entire time.

BUT WHERE IS MR. SINISTER?

Remember when the alt-right was enthused about Jane Austin?

We are not even getting it. This week we are getting Rough Night, Cars 3, All Eyez On Me, and 47 Meters Down, with Transformers premiering on Tuesday as well. So it is more like book of overcrowded week for premiers.

From back in the day? Yes, I have.

They really should have just used new characters in the same setting if they wanted to make more Life is Strange. Because that story was really perfectly completed in that game.

CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND RELEASED A NEW SONG!

I refuse to acknowledge anything is Beyond Good and Evil unless it features Apocalypse.

Lego Marvel Avengers included every single Avenger (or even quasi-Avenger)… except the members of the Fantastic Four and X-Men who were members. A game that is supposedly a tribute to the Avengers doesn't include Beast. Stop to think about that.

Lego Marvel Superheroes 2 released their trailer: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Cars isn't terrible. But it isn't Pixar at its best. And it is significantly better than most of the recent non-Inside Out Pixar movies.

I called Rob Portman yesterday.

Wait…. prequel? Why would anyone want a prequel to that story?

Haha. Wish all of those assholes could get a reality wake up call.

This is a pretty good explainer on what they me by "nihilism" with regards to the alt-right:

Baby Driver then.

Murder on the Orient Express

Coco

It must make you feel pretty important.

Trump went to Europe and pretended to speak Italian. And now we can't decide if we are allies or enemies with Qatar.