So, The Mummy is terrible, and weirdly misogynistic. But buried somewhere (somewhere deep, very deep) is a good movie that could have been. Everything about the Dark Universe seems like as terrible an idea as all that stuff about Peter Parker's parents in the Amazing Spider-Man movies.

I found the movie profoundly unsettling. And you never quite knew what kind of film you were watching. The resemblance to 10 Cloverfield Lane was obvious. The title was completely misleading considering it refers to the nightmares but obviously every single person who went to see it was expecting something different.…

I can understand why it is the way it is, but I found the ending weak.

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Baywatch only could have worked by going completely manic. The best idea was that the Baywatch solved ridiculous crimes like "a highly entertaining, but silly TV show." While Zac and Rock were having their drug dealer adventure, everyone else should have been in their own ridiculous adventure that we only dropped in…

Remember back when the US government attempted to have some sort of consistency?

So what movie do you think they will pick in three years or so to make their third attempt at a cinematic universe?

Hey @thenarrator I opened a Logan Lucky poster box today.

It's looking increasingly impossible for the Conservatives to maintain their majority. But it doesn't look like they will lose enough seats for Labour to create a coalition without pulling in everyone.

Seems legit.

During an interview with Fandom, The Mummy director Alex Kurtzman, who’s helping to oversee the “Dark Universe,” revealed the studio’s plans also include The Phantom of the Opera and The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

“We know we’re going to do Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, Dracula, Creature from the Black Lagoon,…

Remember literally three years ago when Universal attempted a cinematic universe the first time?

Video game character creation screens often make it annoyingly difficult to make hot guys. I did have a lot more luck with DA than most.

Good. I would up hating how my character looks.

Who got the final rose?

The whole time playing SRIV I was listening to the pop station, and thought it was odd they had the song from the Transformers movie from the '80s. Then they started quoting the movie before the final fight. Oh God…. And the DLC where you save Christmas… And the DLC where you fight the Dominatrix… I love that game.…

I felt The Walking Dead: Michonne almost reached greatness and then fell apart. The set up was very closely modeled on the original game, with Sam standing in for Clem. But Sam did a bunch of things that made her more untrustworthy, and seemed to get Michonne on the bad side of Monroe. I was hoping that there would be…

I'm going to assume your music playlist is just songs from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Boobs in California, Muffin Top, and the songs from “Regional Holiday Music.”

I hope you were singing it, very loudly.

At this point there are simply too many things to call him.