The one thing I can't restate enough about this episode (and sort of redeems everything) is that the New Kids on the Block were presented as pretty openly loathing the Tanners.

I think I would be filing a complaint card if the band I paid (according to the text of the show) a weirdly large amount of money to see somehow got roped into Facetiming themselves from some weird chick's cell phone so her family can dance along to the concert from their home.

If this was taking place in the real world, as opposed a universe where literally everything revolves around the residents of one particular house, DJ would have just ruined the concert for thousands and thousands of people.

Wow, that's a hilariously fake concert venue.

Wow, Fuller House really does like pushing the idea that DJ's boyfriend and her ex-boyfriend are going to hook up.

And it looks like Donnie Whalberg wasn't to good to do this after all. He was willing to film about thirty seconds of singing "Happy Birthday" to show on an iPad screen. Whalberg, I've lost more respect for you than I did when I saw Saw IV!

Watch DJ sexually assault Joey McIntyre tonight on a brand new Fuller House.

Did they just kidnap the New Kids on the Block… a second time?

It is, however, pretty amusing that the band being embarrassed to be doing this is an important part of the plot.

The endless "Band comes to the house" plotlines on Full House never fail to be horribly awkward and embarrassing for everyone involved.

Wow, this 12-year-old girl is really excited to meet the New Kids on the Block (and can apparently recognize them by sight).

And now they are talking about Laurie Laughlin movies.

Oh good lord, this is yet another "famous band shows up at the Full House."

Oh hey, Donny Whalberg was too good to do this show.

In case you were wondering the current nostalgia levels of Fuller House, they are now doing a plotline about New Kids on the Block. Joey McIntyre, you used to be better than this! And Donny Whalberg you were in four Saw movies!

Did they seriously not think of "climb the fence" until now?

Literally none of these people should ever be employed.

Welcome to 2017.

Well, the Tanners are behaving horribly unprofessional… again…. or rather, as always.

Well they turned Stephanie's love song about the guy she's fucking currently into being about her infant nephew. The incest is strong on this show.