“A coupe is defined as a closed roof, 2-door passenger car with a three-box body for the engine and the passenger compartment. Most importantly, a coupe is a vehicle with interior space that is under 33 cubic feet.”

That’s no excuse. The cars he is buying are about the worst choices he could make.

If Baumgartner and her kids need to be within 50 steps of the sea, I’ve got the perfect place in mind. It’s got gorgeous, fully 360 degree views of the sea, more than enough resources for libations and entertaining guests - and the close by mermaids are very soothing to listen to. There is one roommate, but he’s a…

Just buy her a boat. Her kids will literally live on the ocean.

When the public float is so small, it’s really easy to make a company look like it has a much higher valuation than it really does. An example:

Damn, why all these dogs be barking right now? did someone blow a whistle or something?

I always find it funny that armed normal people think they can go up against the military with actual machines made for war.

Some archdruid left their bog in a no parking zone again.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Like others pointed out, this is just a delicious way of making sure this guy will never succeed in life and will have to live with the consequences until he dies in poverty.  The victim may not get $1.2 billion, but they will get a sense of justice.

“Don’t mess with Texas women.”

While he might not pay the whole thing, he’ll definitely have to pay a penny.  Judgments owed based on intentional torts are not dischargeable in bankruptcy.  So if he does get a job, his wages will be garnished, if he opens a bank account, those funds will be turned over to D.L., if he ever is owed a tax refund, that…

25 cent checks coming to HP customers.

LMG is multiple channels and they release 25 videos a week on average. Maybe slow down before trying to pounce on someone else with a big ‘GOTCHA!’; you just look foolish and uninformed.

Correction 8/16/2023 1:19 p.m. ET: Clarifeid weekly video count described in the fifth paragraph belongs to Linus Media Group as a whole and updated to reflect only one weekly podcast is produced.

I should specify that I also switched to laser at that same time - agreed that it’s immeasurably superior to inkjet in every single way.

Oh wait KaiUno, you’re suffering from the same thing! 

“dozens of videos and multiple podcast episodes a week”

Let’s be clear, Linus was always a smarmy prick...but when you are a relative nobody, that isn’t a big deal. Once he got high on his own products, the cracks started to show. The fact that he is PROUD his shop is anti union and there are NO black on air or behind the scene talent, it solidified everything I needed to…

I switched to a color laser 9 years ago, and it’s still going strong. It happens to be HP, but thankfully before they started some of their worst greediness. I use 3rd party toner and will never update the firmware. I will never buy a new inkjet, of any brand.