...sideways with a rusty Spanfeller.

Neither, I rather not fall asleep driving.

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

... thus proving that jet fuel won’t melt steel beams?

I would take my various Rogue rentals over the Versa any day of the week. Though it’s like choosing bamboo chutes under the fingernails, over jagged-edged rods up the dickhole. Not a great place to be.

Once upon a time, cops would put you in jail if they found three grams of weed in your glove box.

For the past three days, I have been driving a Nissan Rogue rental.

Fucking finally. Also, who cares? You’re voting for a candidate, not his twitter followers. I follow a lot of extremely online Sanders supporters. The vast majority of mean tweets are directed at shitty media figures who frankly deserve it. 

There was a video a while back of Boosie passionately describing two men having sex in jail. Something tells me he got a little sugar in his tank and it makes him uncomfortable. Ain’t nothing wrong with being gay or on the spectrum. Plenty of people are.

BINGO!  Louder for the people in the back.

Imma need people to stop sexualizing a 12-year-old CHILD. Transgender status has nothing to do with sexuality. Leave the Wades alone.

He was in jail for awhile. I just figured he participated in some things he would take to the grave. I know that sounds cliche’, but what else could it be.  I just witnessed in real time someone acting like Boosie and got called out in real time with photos, videos, and audio evidence.

Dude says some variation of the “cut [their] dick off” thing at least four times (according to the article, I’m totally disinterested in actually watching the video).

We’ve moved on to slip-on sketchers. “Relaxed fit”

I would like to know how President Trump and the Republican Party are going to somehow make this a bad car.

I’m ok with this.

When I am doing repeated hard pulls from 30mph to 55mph in heavy suburban traffic during rush hour, will the exhaust note be enough to tell others around me just how large my penis is?

How many eights can a C8 see, if a C8 could see eights?

Does every C8 come with a pair of non-ironic all-white New Balance sneakers?

How much clam chowder can you fit in the frunk?