I watch some sportsball, but I would love it if you could unsubscribe to ESPN in particular and save the $7/month it cost just for that channel.

True, there are many more options.  But that doesn’t matter if all the options are charging a minimum of $40 just to get the one channel that you desire.  It’s a bullshit system.

Fuck cable companies. I called Spectrum yesterday to inquire about adding a regional sports channel to my basic package. Of course they said I would have to move to another tier and pay $40 more a month for 30 channels I don’t want just to get a channel I do want. Instead, they get no extra money from me and I’ll…

This move is going to destroy Uber, Lyft, etc...and their drivers.

What about all the old dudes that sit and drink coffee all morning shooting the shit? Are they being kicked out after 30 minutes?

Thank God the sammich is gone. I usually stop by Popeye’s a couple times a week, but it’s been almost impossible since the “Sammich” came out. Drive thru backed up onto the street. Can’t even pull in to park and enter the lobby. The last two times, I had to park at an adjacent store and walk to Popeye’s. There used to…

If Cheeto Benito actually did force all American businesses to move manufacturing/assembly back to the US, what would stop GM (or Ford, FCA) to move their corporate headquarters to Ireland (ala Apple) or Canada or somewhere else?

I miss longneck returnable bottles.  They started to go away when I turned 21.

I would daily the fuck out of a C8 if someone would graciously gift me one...

First of all, I really hope that Obamacare is not struck down, but....

You heard the man. Start hording ammo, we’re going to need it.

Neutral:

Yeah, at least win a Cup before entering cap hell.

Awww, you poor butthurt masshole. You don’t deserve championships, you earn them.  LGB!!!

As a middle-age, middle-class white male, the only thing better than seeing Cheeto Benito impeached and removed from office would be to see him convicted and sent to prison.

Bench clearing hockey brawl > bench clearing baseball brawl any day.

As a Gen X who was eating a burrito hunched over my keyboard yesterday at lunch time, I tell Millennialsto take a damn lunch break, close your work tab, and open /r/aww while enjoying your lunch.

The very front of the shin bone should be blue. Also, don’t decide where to get a tattoo based on how much it hurts. Pain is temporary.

I’d rather people donk out any Mercedes than ruin another surviving G-body.

Buy a Corvette. I mean, it is RWD and it does have a hatch in the back....