I hear ya, except I’m still backlogged on my Xbox 360, haven’t even gotten around to getting a new console yet.

My gas gauge in my truck has been broken for the past five years. I just reset the trip odometer every time I fill up. Haven’t run out of gas yet. My motorcycle didn’t even come with a gas gauge. I use the trip odometer on that too and have never run out.

Pro tip:

“Comments that invoke low-hanging fruit (dick jokes, hollow and obligatory Dem-humping, or the umpteenth version of “Fuck you, asshole”) will no longer be making it out of The Grays”

Yeah, she won the popular vote, but the election wasn’t a popularity contest. She was too arrogant to bother campaigning in WI, MI, and PA.  She needs to sit down and shut up.

Damn those glasses are fucking ugly.

We have Bird and Lime scooters here in STL. I have less of a problem with the scooters themselves than the riders of said scooters. Riders need to be ticketed for riding on the sidewalk. They are a menace to pedestrians. Also, let them be “towed” if left laying all over the sidewalk. The scooter companies can recoup…

I have the Spectrum streaming package. It includes local channels, their secondary channels, about 15 cable channels including ESPN, history channel, HGTV, tbs, fox, amc, weather channel....      and all the HBO channels for 20 bucks a month.

I quit giving our candy on Halloween. When a large percentage of kids knocking on my door are teenagers with no costume holding out a partially filled plastic Walmart bag and are too lazy to say “Trick-or-Treat”, I decided to turn of the porch light and eat the candy myself.

Michael: What is this cucumber water-thing you write about? I’m white as an albino, but never heard of it.

I agree with the Bojangles, but my ole’ lady is partial to Zaxby’s.

I’m glad Hellinois still uses the scantron ballots everyone used in school for state achievement tests. Fill in the bubble that corresponds with your selection. When you are done, slide your ballot into the reader and you’re done. The machine counts the votes and there is a paper trail for recounts.

Just as important, vote for your state legislators and governors. They control redistricting.

I’m out of the gray at Jalopnik and Gizmodo, the only two that really matter....

Clinton lost because she’s an entitled, abuse supporting, egomaniac. She couldn’t be bothered to campaign in the Midwest because she assumed we would vote for her. No matter her intentions, conducting State Dept. business on a private email server housed in her home is shady as fuck. She literally gave Trump a box of…

being gray is a badge of honor around here

He called you a child, not a little girl. Quit trying to be a victim.

Damn you burned her good. Her family is gonna need dental records to identify the body!

Evil (Trump, GOP, Hitler, Putin, Pol Pot, etc...) prevails when good people stay silent and do nothing. Get off your ass and vote!!!

Please open one up near me!