Add “listen to trap music while you work” to the list of things you can’t do while being black.

Hell yeah. I used to fit my entire drumset in my Firebird.

Because “thugs” are smart enough not to be seen at a corn hole tournament.

Elizabeth Llorent’s version of a burpee is the equivalent of doing pushups on your knees. It doesn’t count.

The sad part for Republicans, is they are actually going to kill off one of their most reliable voting bases by doing this.

Trump-GOP Death Panels... coming soon to a red state near you!

I would have no problem signing a 96-month loan for a new truck. I’ve had my current truck for 16 years (‘97 bought in ‘02). I would keep a new one for just as long or longer. With a 800+ credit score, interest should be 1.9% or less for me.

I don’t think McD’s (or any other fast food place) gives a shit about in-store speed. If you got time to come in, you got time to wait. It’s all about that drive-thru average. 3 minutes or less. If it takes longer, make ‘em park an they’ll bring it out to you.

Damn right. Fuck Arsenal and fuck their owner. Kroenke can get fucked with a rusty chainsaw.

After cleaning your grill, apply a thin coat of bacon grease to the grates. The next time you cook out, your meat will not stick to the grill.

My Amazon dot sounds great... once I connect it to my stereo.

Don’t use a can, bottle, or a glass... just do a kegstand!!!

True, but I’m usually done with my beer before it gets too diluted.

Pint glasses are better than bottles or cans, but a frosted mug is better than a pint glass.

I gotta disagree. 20 minutes only gives you 1.3 Iron Maiden songs.

If your organization is as big as the city of Atlanta, you should have multiple WSUS servers dealing with updates, with them delayed by about a week or so.

No, but you can hire a bunch of consultants to tell you what you want to hear.

Nobody cares about IT until it’s too late.

My biggest automotive regret is selling my first car. It was a 1984 Monte Carlo CL, with t-tops. The engine was shot, and the only mechanical skills I had was the ability to swap out the stereo. I’ve been looking for another in the same color, but no luck so far.

Ed definitely is corrupt as fuck, but Madigan founded the law firm Madigan & Getzendanner. They specialize in real estate taxation. Basically, if you pay Madigan’s law firm, he will represent you in front of Ed to lower your taxes.