My ‘97 S10 has been the most reliable vehicle I’ve ever had.

I drive a hand-me-down ‘01 Tahoe. It’s a tank. The only thing that would be better (for me) is a Silverado from the same era.

Cassette head cleaner is your friend.

I don’t know if there is another person in history that was paid so much to fail so badly as Marissa Mayer.

I quit pro football two years ago when StanK moved my team. I don’t miss it. There are better things to do on Sunday afternoon.

If you drink enough Jack Daniels, you will feel that you have super powers: Feeling ten foot tall and bulletproof, ability to kick anyone’s ass, the ability to drive, etc...

Our old ‘hut is now a China King.

In my town, Pizza Hut moved from it’s iconic hut building to a takeout only version in a strip mall surrounded by a sub shop and a Great Clips. I don’t think they brought the original oven with them, because the pizza isn’t nearly as good. The China King that moved into the old ‘hut, is top notch.

I really enjoyed seeing Al Franken go after Jeffry Beauregard Sessions over the whole “Russia thing”, but he’s gotta go.

A lot of the weight you lose the first week is water. I lost over 10 pounds first week. If you are very overweight, you may lose even more at first.

I wish I would of seen that offer. Looks like a great deal.

Like Tom said, it’s not just a “cover”. It’s also not 20 grand difference. At my local dealer, a 4wd Yukon SLT runs $56,000. A Sierra SLT crew cab runs $42,000.

If I was in the market to replace my ‘01 Tahoe, I’d go for a $50,000 Tahoe or Yukon before thinking about a $73,000 Escalade.

That’s because his supporters are either Russian cyber-bots, or halfwits influenced by Russian cyber-bots.

Joe doesn’t own the Cubs. But, fuck the Cubs anyways.

It depends on why you’re famous and how famous are you. I have no damn desire to be kardashian famous. Fuck that. I’ll take rock star famous, but I don’t want to be no singer or lead guitarist. Too damn much hassle. I’d rather be the drummer or the bass player.

The gas gauge has been broken in my truck fora couple of years. I’m too lazy and cheap to take the bed off and replace the sending unit. I try to fill up around 200-240 miles (‘97 S10). One week this past summer, I had the A/C on full blast, and sat in a traffic jam. Went to get gas at 240 miles. I put 14.7 gallons in…

Why don’t we give cows Beano?

Scoop out the mids and throw them away!!!

Because it’s Hellinois .