That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

What tickles me the most is the fact that, without a doubt, Secret Service members noticed it and chose not to say anything. 

I am willing to bet damn good money it’s not. These cars are notoriously easy to total, damage like that is typical of the damage that will total-out an Elise or Exige.

“we need your car”I loved getting those from a Volvo dealer, I was unaware of the market for 740 wagons with 800000km on them 

Huh. I thought you were never supposed to let your car coast to a stop, and always keep it in gear, even if the clutch is disengaged the whole time. My dad told me it was so I could use the throttle at all times to get out of a sticky situation, if I needed to. This guy probably knows more on the subject than my dad…

Watching Roger Stone end up in handcuffs will be a singularly amazing moment. I hope Mueller throws the book, the sequel to the book, the prequel to the book, the book spinoffs, the TV script for the book, the movie script for the book after the TV series, the script for the edgy reboot of the TV series of the book,…

If I lost my right arm I’d be building some kind of contraption to still allow me to row my own gears, like a setup that hooks into the gear shifter and lets me make some kind of movements to shift. The guy also didn’t mention how much of his arm he lost... if he still has an elbow then a manual would be pretty easy…

Is that really so different from standing at the exit of a Cars & Coffee?

Long story short. I had a friend back in school who had a homemade “firecracker” (re: it was a pipe bomb terrorist sponsored IED utilizing weapons grade baking soda and vinegar mailed by his contacts in ISIS).

Fun fact: the picture the guy is editing in the lead photo is of legendary and enigmatic Mississippi blues man Robert Johnson (1911-1938, left), and a Memphis musician named Johnny Shines (1915-1992) who toured with him in the ‘30s.

I’m going to victim blame here and say that house shouldn’t have been there in the first place.

Boy are they going to be embarrassed when they realize the source code was right here *points to heart* the whole time

I may or may not have smoked a guy driving a tC with a weedeater exhaust at a light coming from my sister-in-laws while in my Sienna last night. The pissed off look on his face was glorious. I love my minivan and the red rocket is faster than my Fusion, more comfortable, and more pleasurable to drive. That’s not even…

The trailer shows camels.

I was just talking with my brother and he sort of said the same thing about the guys he knows who drive Hyundai Geneses. He raised a valid point: “Ever notice how they come with the ‘H’ badge from the factory, but all the ones you see on the street all have the Korean winged Genesis badge? Someone cared enough to…

And it’s a GS-R. Super duper rare

Begone from the grey!

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quick fix should have ratings.