On one hand, it’s nice to know that stupid white bigots aren’t the only people who don’t understand the 1st amendment.

Jews have only been widely considered “white” during my lifetime. Even when I was little there were many hallowed institutions that would exclude me (If I happened to be rich and interested in golf).

Look at those people running up trying to get the look on his face after he falls. I kind of like to see that people are assholes all over the world.

Pacific Islander is the new stand-in for any non-white person. It’s the Dwayne Johnson principal.

Do people avoid asking psychiatric professionals these questions on purpose or because if we admit that there is a disorder at play here it’s less fun to go HAM on people?

You know there are people that believe they are Jesus, Napoleon, Abraham Lincoln, etc. Right?

How is this different than any other sort of outing?

You’re going to be really happy your game controller was fully charged when the power goes out because...

You’re going to be really happy your game controller was fully charged when the power goes out because...

Ok but the TAC-50 is a total n00b-tube and also I heard he had Open GL wall-hacks. 

Yeah, pretty cool. Right? I used to watch Almost Live! regularly back in the day. Pretty good regional programming.

Ok, I can’t be the only person who reads the stories of people getting rejected by the Stallion and how many lengths they go to to give millions of dollars to a company that thinks they’re some kind of chump or loser and end up agreeing “Yeah, giving money to people that don’t think you’re good enough does kinda’ make…

So the earthquake opened up a gateway or something to hell or whatever they are going to end up calling it (the earthquake could also be a result of someone trying to do the same), and Heart is a demonic corporation.

He retired before, I think in the 80's after In The Name of the Father, went to Italy and learned how to make shoes.

It’s Brando. He went right in the toilet after spending time with Brando. MB never learned lines (he would actually paste notes to the face of people he was doing sides with), and Marlon basically told Depp “you’re the next me” and JD listened instead of watching Brando’s performances after he got too deep into the…

Not counting any chickens, but this is pretty good news.

Long and short of it:

The death threats worked, solid tactic. But we can’t admit that we live in a society that mandates overreaction to get anything done so we should all disavow the efforts that helped but which may be awkward to own up to culturally with the image we want to project and pretend that it was just calm…

Y U hate 5-Door Elantra?

Why do parents get arrested for this sort of thing but not these people?

and I want a letter from the administration explaining why they are reissuing the yearbook

Oh just some janitor will have to clean it. That’s what janitors love to do, clean up canned food spread on doorknobs and washing chalk off wall is what they live for.