VicentOwned.

Salty stadium DJ plays “Jump On It” when fight breaks out.

He should do some videos in Singapore.

Well, I guess I no longer have a Kardashian that I can tolerate.

You can get away with a lot of shit of you’re both famous and irrelevant.

I thought he was just some crazy jerkoff, then I read he was Russian.

U guyz don’t know the whole story. The teacher was ice skating and fell through a hole in the ice and died for several minutes, but was revived by the doctors.

Don’t worry folks. It’s taken care of. I tweeted them an insult where I rhymed “boiled p-nuts” with “some teen’s nuts” and attached an offensive meme.

You know what’s funny about this? That nobody has killed the fuckers or burned their house down around them. If you’re just half-smart and somewhat dispassionate about it it’s easy as anything to off someone in a rural area like that.

How much do you think Trump paid Gary Busey for his sperm?

Do people not shit on bad male rock parents or is this a false equivalency? I recall myself and people I know shitting heartily on the likes of Donovan, making many jokes about Mick Jagger being a dirtbag, Billy Ray Cyrus, and so on. Maybe you’re not doing your part. When was the last time YOU took the time to shit on…

Working title: If I Did It.

I hope nobody at DC comics told her to get in that fridge.

Henry Gibson is my go-to comparison, but him and Les and Jeff are ally little grey haired fey men who look like old babies.

I know this is a weird observation, but you don’t see many people with that posture with a body like that.

Can anyone find a picture where Pratt is smiling and it does not look like someone specifically told him to?

Chin-straps, backwards caps, and a broken truck. U don’t need to write an article when you have the photo.

Hey, Torch.

I’ve been talking about this as a bit (actually in my act a couple of weeks before Villi filed, so I felt like I jinxed them): But (and this is some real 2nd wave thought) if society has an inherent series of imbalances between individuals (age, sex, race, income) then maybe there is no such thing as a truly “fair”…

U think I’m being more or less mean than a published journalist should be to a teen girl who wants to work in the death care field? Asking for a friend.