In all fairness the coach looks a lot like Rodney Dangerfield.

As long as it’s not a hearse and a girl who wants to work in a mortuary, I guess it’s cool.

I may be a weirdo but I love this look and proportion. I also have a real soft spot for like a 49 merc lead-sled type deal. My dream car isn’t far off from this (61' Continental, murdered, and slammed, slight chop, cummins turbo diesel, juiced). I fucking hate parking them or driving a boat like this in traffic so in…

How many men are actually upset?

if he really called him “Big John” that’s already creepy as fuck.

I think Susan G. Komen is getting out of hand with their pink sponsorships.

People debating “would I/wouldn’t I sleep with a vampire?” can’t even get regular uninteresting people to sleep with them.

She was trying to get a reaction, she got one. How come someone is expected to hear that word used that way take it but if you sand near a cop you’re putting your life in jeopardy? She got what any child on my block would have gotten from pretty much any neighborhood adult for acting like that.

I thought the third image (jellyfish sting) was someone pissing on someone in the shower and I was like “No, that’s real. I always piss on people in the shower.”

Meanwhile Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has played a North African multiple times and will play a Middle Eastern/North African again as Black Adam and nobody says a thing.

“How can I kinda’ rip off Margaret Atwood?”

Gender andxuality are complex, unless you’re a boring lame.

It’s like your “brand” is “overheard conversations in a room half full of people genuinely involved in important issues and half full of drunk developmentally delayed gossipy assholes.”

It won’t stop until they learn that there are consequences. If the criminal justice system fails to teach this lesson then someone or some many will go to extrajudicial means to balance the scales.

Real question(s):

What kind low self-esteem of moron pays for a date’s portion of the evening in the first place? Go Dutch or go home. My time and parts are as valuable as yours.

They couldn’t get Glenn Quinn?

Doxx these motherfuckers.

Or don’t shoot at cops or even be armed or threatening anyone and still don’t be surprised if they shoot you.

I may be misremembering this, but I believe Louise payed her from a household budget. I think I even recall an episode where she negotiated a raise in her “allowance” and Flo helped her get up the nerve to do so. So I don’t think the little tyrant even knew what Florence was paid.