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Who sees those guys and decides they want to “fit in”?

This was my history of education. All my teachers were drunk or high as fuck.

Do you remember when Kathy was “comedian level funny”? Me neither.

People get little ideas that they think are cute and fun, like offering the door person a slice and being cute and getting in and everyone is happy. Sometimes it goes down like that, but most of the time they’re way less clever than you think you are and they’re the 50th person to try and be cute and clever with…

Also, her hair is not even black. It’s like kinda’ mixed browns and some maybe honey or gold with some kind of red stuff. These people are fucking up all over.

As much as I love CF and would kill any two of you to be invited to one of her birthday parties she’s an embellisher from way back. Ford is certainly a known crank, but I don’t think he’s a known idiot and it would take an idiot to think that any threat could ever keep CF quiet.

Sounds like he was coerced by his people and the authorities. Verbal coercion to consent is lawful, and often appropriate. I understand they handcuffed him once in the bus, I don’t know if he consented to that, was tricked into consenting under the guise of “safety” or if he did something to actually warrant being…

I just got word from my people that this is sort of my fault. I opened with a joke about him last night, it landed pretty well, but I guess he took it pretty hard.

I was going to be a little annoyed, but I didn’t mind it when my ex got married and at their co-bachelorette party there were sexy vulvas and breasts stuff, and I can’t recall which legislator it was but it was either Federal or in my state (because I heard about it on local news and it wasn’t a big deal so I doubt he…

Everyone wants a revolution so long as it does not intrude on them at all.

I’ve never heard the man speak and not thought he sounded patronizing. I think it may be genuine vocal affect or some weird accented dialect.

Can we get a public information request for all tickets and fines based on the equipment the Avon sheriff’s office is claiming is faulty by more than 100% at 50 mph? Shouldn’t anyone ticketed by this device have an opportunity to have their case reviewed?

Maybe you just spend too much time worrying about what other people are doing. It’s a white object in a driveway. If that’s the kind of thing that gets to you maybe you’re not meant for this Earth.

“_________________________” actual proportions of a fifty foot long creature that weighed only eight hundred or so pounds.

I remember reading a series in Details or Rolling Stone written in the mid-90's about “wet” use in the poor Houston suburbs. They picked up a local user, a 14 y/o kid, who had done the stuff a few times and was supposed to guide them to the dealer’s place. After picking the kid up from his home they promptly got lost.…

He has played some cool characters, but have you ever noticed that if he’s not smirking or talking he just looks dumb or confused?

IIRC, the bananas that were commonly available at the time are not the ones we enjoy today. I suspect that this is also true of mayonnaise.

He should absolutely get a convertible.