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Started off funny, but it got real racist at the end.

A big thank-you to the DNC, in particular their former chair DWS and their new chair Donna “Here’s Your Notes” Brazile, and to all the good will directed at young voters by people like Samantha Bee or David Cross who knew the way to win over undecideds and Bernie Bros was to call them racist and sexist, because that’s…

Tell me if this is wrong: It should have been a very strong coffee flavor with very small ratio of semisweet dark rich cacao sauce in it. All of it with unusually low sugar content to bring out the coffee flavor.

This isn’t going to make me sound super macho but it was a 280Z. First non-truck I’d ever driven with RWD and got real loose on a corner I was accelerating out of.

Catfishing should have at least gotten an honorable mention.

I agree with everything you said except the notion that people think of 18 year old humans as “adults”. Nobody over 40 thinks this unless it’s a rationalization they keep on hand to justify fucking children.

Do you spend the majority of your evenings in comedy clubs or is that me? Is it both of us? Of the two of us who did a set tonight that contained “...now if any of you are Buddhist and get offended and feel like attacking me, I must warn you I’m carrying a lighter.” and made an alt room in Portland laugh? (not an…

Was this the first time you were at an event where a club comic/headliner was working? Do you frequent comedy clubs and live standup or the “raunchy” or R-rated variety? And did you ask for your money back after the event?

THERE ARE NO VALID CRITICISMS OF SEC. CLINTON!!!!

I’m the kind of prick who would now respond with a week of funnycar tuning.

Jump cuts on all FWD vehicles stops and the trailer stop.

I hope the teachers and administrators who were too lazy to do their job and pay attention die from throat cancer. I’m more sympathetic to the bullies, they’re just kids so I only hope they die from colon cancer.

How does spilling a beverage on a keyboard make it randomly capitalize letters?

Does she know a young trans hustler that goes by the name of “Terminator”?

She married him because he’s so handsome and she did not get upset when a person hired as an advisor of sorts said “Hey, maybe don’t spend all your money in the first six months of a marriage.”

fuck it. no longer criticizing lunatic fringe for writing in other lunatics. Tear it all down, sorry about your rights gender and ethnic minorities.

Fuck anyone who feels the need to heighten guilt for reckless driving by sexualizing it. “Crashed while taking selfie” What she was photographing was irrelevant unless it was it’s own specific crime like if she was sending the pic to a 9 y/o kid.

I’ve been attracted to a couple of little persons, one of my first crushes in HS was an LP, but I don’t believe I have a fetish as my dating/attraction history comprises a very diverse range of body types, but because the onus of fetishization is associated with it I really considered that if I were an LP I’d have to…

Seems like someone runs a placebo button article every couple of years.