That’s only when it’s legitimate tho

Wait. Gilmore was running?

There’s a killer rom-com here, Barry. Let’s pitch it.

Except that Holder’s record on civil liberties is terrible, and a recess appointment wouldn’t leave much time to push the nomination through a resistant congress.

Half bottle? Please. Anybody who’s waited tables knows that sea lions are lushes.

WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?!?

That sounds delicious and dangerous in equal measure.

Reed’s Extra Ginger for me. Nails the balance between ginger bite, sweetness, and tartness. Too many other brands miss that last.

Quit shaming us men who don’t know what to do with these stupid sticks of meat and bone

Or: lock the door, crank up the volume, and confuse the fuck out of your coworkers

“Hey, At Least We’re Not All Drunken Shitlords”

Congratulations! You wasted even more time complaining about your wasted time. Keep on making great choices, you winner you.

I agree on the foil, actually, and it’s what I do at home. But it’s a presentation thing; I’d never open a bottle for customers at a restaurant that way.

I agree on the foil, actually, and it’s what I do at home. But it’s a presentation thing; I’d never open a bottle…

I worked as a server and bartender for about 7 years. That includes an Italian place where we would prep glass-pour bottles during the lunch shift by extracting the corks about 3/4 of the way without breaking the seal. We had about 6 different glass pours, and we’d prep 3-4 bottles each, per lunch shift.

I worked as a server and bartender for about 7 years. That includes an Italian place where we would prep glass-pour…

Counterpoint: a Rabbit is only marginally easier to use, takes up way more space, and can’t cut foil or open beer bottles.

Counterpoint: a Rabbit is only marginally easier to use, takes up way more space, and can’t cut foil or open beer…

I would try it. I am certain this would result in many, many regrets.

I can feel my arteries shriveling in terror after just reading the list of ingredients.

WHATEVER. Water is garbage.

RT @Twitter #lol

Even better was Manning’s clumping, awkward run for a first down (in the 2nd quarter, I think?) Even the Denver players on the bench looked positively stunned.