WHY WOULD WE EVER STOP, IT’S INFINITE, DAYS OF KRISTIN 4EVA

Yes, I’m sorry to say you’re reading that correctly. We have reached the “infinite” in Infinite Days of Kristin. Also the “fin”.

In addition to her other recent television appearances, Kristin was on the Dr. Oz show recently. We saw this announcement during the early days of this blog, and ohhh man have I been anticipating it since.

In addition to some not-so-secret beauty secrets, Kristin also recently shared how she lost the pregnancy weight from her third (and DEFINITELY FINAL) baby.

Many of you probably already know this story; some of you may even know it from the comments on this very blog, where some pieces to the story emerged in public. But I’ve been meaning to write this up for a while, and it makes an interesting side track to the DoK saga, so here we go!

The answer is no, but the source of the question will SHOCK YOU!!!

Did you remember to celebrate the 10-year anniversary of The Hills? Did you even remember that was a thing? Do you feel incredibly old now, and full of despair at the unstoppable march of time? Me too.

Kristin went on Steve Harvey’s show recently and had quite a lot to share. I won’t subject you to the whole episode, because that would be cruel and unusual, but here’s a clip on Hulu where she talks about meeting Jay and blah blah blah stuff we’ve heard before. BORING.

Kristin’s not like you and me. We go to Target. Kristin takes her crew there.

Are you on this “Snap-chats” thing that is all the rage with the Youths these days? Well, Kristin is, because she’s cooler than any of us. She joined even when she said she wouldn’t, because as we all know breaking promises is part of Kristin’s #brand.

Looks like it’s happening again; emboldened by the success of her three-stop book tour, Kristin is once again posting “exclusive” content to her app, as seen here:

Credit goes to our aquatic buddy seahorse for the image above, which will be in your nightmares tonight.

Kristin did an interview recently with New Beauty magazine in which she answered yet more questions (still none of mine, but I’m not bitter or anything) with a focus on her morning regimen. This interview is a journalizism gold mine, guys.

By “selected” here, I mean “retweeted by Kristin”.

Apparently Kristin has deigned to answer some more questions (though still none of mine).

Yesterday, the German newspaper Süddeutsche Zeitung announced the release of the “Panama Papers”, a cache of some 11.5 million documents showing the circulation of billions of dollars through a series of shell corporations set up as offshore tax havens. It’s being called the largest data leak in history.

Remember that articel about Kristin’s feud with LC? The one in which said feud was described as “dunzo”?

Spotted on Kristin’s Twitter feed:

Despite being crowned with the coveted title of “yummy mummy”, Kristin has apparently decided she’s had enough of all these damn babies everywhere.