Since I wrecked my car, I've been taking a 1/2 mile walk to the bus stop, plus another 1/2 mile walk from the bus to work. Downtown construction has bumped the second distance to 3/4 of a mile. I believe the weight loss.

When I visited, it had a Halloween candy ad in that spot.

Find parties you weren't invited to!

Love that halberd. Polearms always make for sexy costumes.

Did they get matching wigs for all the models? Those pockets are big enough to get lost in. Don't need a purse, I've got gigantic pockets, thanks.

The NFL revisited the punishment for the previous player sanction for domestic violence (his name escapes me). The coverage was ridiculous. "Do you think the NFL had to revisit this because of the outcry from female fans?" I guess I'm naive to think they'd they'd have any kind of moral standards they base their…

The right to take bathroom breaks during work is surprisingly murky.

"It's not going to make you pee your pants in shear terror[...]"

Any mention of the self-selection bias present in a study on people who are subscribers to a website for people who are non-monogamous?

Vulva artist.

Has her head detached?

I'm picturing a tiny terms-of-use engraving on the watch.

I've known there was a better way to sit at a computer, but how can I get my employer to buy a new desk? I'm sitting at one that's probably original to the building, which would mean 1972.

Toothless eating ice cream!

"Hey, girl, do you like the taste of Garlic in your pasta?"

"Then research the contractors, Trane will be the most expensive but also the very best. No I am not associated with Trane in any way. I just have many years experience in fixing this stuff."