I don’t know Lloyd, the French are assholes.

Seriously, $3.5k is approaching low-end Varjo headset money, and that’s got REAL TECH behind it. Granted, Apple’s shiny facehugger is a standalone unit and last I knew Varjo doesn’t have a standalone yet, but Varjo headsets also make Apple’s HMD look like the Virtual Boy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Because it'll look cool when they drive their Cybertruck with it on. 

Porn or not, I have no idea why anyone is spending $3500 for these things

It was STRIKING how great Metro Awakening looks (visually), immediately followed by Legendary Tales, which looks like a generic PS2 hack and slash ported to VR. It was a side-by-side comparison of the highs and lows of VR development.

To re-iterate.. someone is going to fuck that bucket.

Thank fuck honestly, that’s refreshing. Not every damn rpg needs a dating sim built in.

A 24-hour-long video game can take that kind of time to make its points—a nine-hour TV series, not so much.

reposting my comment from the io9 article:

I hope we get a season 2, Concierge was such a breath of fresh air.

“Bowser, do you want us to save you from Peach?”

I know Jersey Mike’s, I served with Jersey Mike’s, and you Sir, are no Jersey Mike’s.

How did HBO let this one go? Even though I don’t think he was in charge then, let’s go ahead and blame Zaslav for it.

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO!!! Tacked-on Multiplayer NEVER helps a Singleplayer title. They should be kept separate.

“Cowgirl Peach.”

I’m sure the rule34 community knows all about Peach's cowgirl moves.

When I was a kid I was fascinated with the crystal key that Chrysler used for a couple of years. I think it reminded me of the fortress of solitude crystal stuff from the first Superman movie.

He said 250,000 miles, not feet.

While it was by no means fancy, the 1st gen Dodge Neon had a glow-in-the-dark key, which was kind of neat and original. I owned one, and believe me when I tell you it was the only remarkable thing about it.

This review barely has any focus on the differences between game versions, which is kind of a waste since we can just read the general reviews from four years ago.