I mean, considering how many wealthy New Yorkers own a second home in South Florida… and how much South Florida spends on beach replenishment… I’d say that you’re probably not wrong.

Who moves to Manhattan and then complains about loud noises? I assume the same people that buy beach property and then complain about beach washing away. 

10 dollars a month so I can ask it for a pasta recipe and it tells me to use turpentine instead of wine like I’m Phillip Seymour Hoffman in The Master

LOL.

Guys, you realize if you buy this then you are legally obligated to grow one of those droopy mustaches, and sideburns. It is just the law.

oh jesus CHRIST i am like 5 miles from this thing. somebody talk me out of buying this my wife is gonna kill me

At first on the top picture I thought the thing peeking out of the bed was a Yoda (or Grogu) figure/toy, then the second picture made me realize, nope, they have an extra of the wheels in the bed for some reason.

“Influencer” needs to not be a thing.

I never knew that California had uncircumcised pumps.

This is what happened from Oshas perspective

So this guy has become the very thing he supposedly has been fighting against: millionaires that are trying to game the system and use people tp pump up the value of their own portfolios and make themselves even more needlessly wealthy.

That beats the leading alternative, “the last age.”

Historians are going to call this era in history: “The Big Rich Man Baby Era”

They claim there’s no Favreau in this series. But then they do this:

Well sure, they gotta keep Joe Rogan fat and happy and able to disseminate his particular brand of bullshit.

I can’t decide who absolutely nailed their assignment more: The makeup artist crushing it on the ghoul’s appearance, or Walton Goggins’ parents just absolutely hitting the nail on the head when selecting his name. 

It acknowledged the mere existence of sex so of course it had to be banned, unlike a little harmless violence.

You gotta have faith

I feel like the most shocking part is it’s a freaking high school AD that has the capability to do this already.

I was upset by what happened. Not for any timeline issues or any of the weird Bethesda or Todd Howard issues the loons posting up on Reddit and Twitter and Tik Tok are raving about.