I mean, considering how many wealthy New Yorkers own a second home in South Florida… and how much South Florida spends on beach replenishment… I’d say that you’re probably not wrong.

Who moves to Manhattan and then complains about loud noises? I assume the same people that buy beach property and then complain about beach washing away. 

Guys, you realize if you buy this then you are legally obligated to grow one of those droopy mustaches, and sideburns. It is just the law.

oh jesus CHRIST i am like 5 miles from this thing. somebody talk me out of buying this my wife is gonna kill me

At first on the top picture I thought the thing peeking out of the bed was a Yoda (or Grogu) figure/toy, then the second picture made me realize, nope, they have an extra of the wheels in the bed for some reason.

“Influencer” needs to not be a thing.

I never knew that California had uncircumcised pumps.

Once the Scion xB went out of production, they all migrated over to the Kia Soul and haven’t looked back. Honestly, it’s easy to see why. They are easy to get in and out of, still relatively analog, have enough room to pick up the grandkids and their strollers, and can be afforded on a tight social security budget.

They simply cannot get enough of these piles o shit. 

Its a throwback to an OLD vwvortex thread (nearly 20 years ago!!) It was a legendary thread that since been blackholed, but you can read the transcript here: https://www.davidmays.com/vortex/fents_bursh_crub.pdf

Holy shit what in the actual fuck did I just read?

This is a bummer but what would be cool is if Kotaku could be done with Jim Spanfeller, a man who is both an herb and hilariously bad at his job.

reminder that this website sucks:

This doesn’t look like a how-to guide for BG3, does Spanfeller know about this?

Also whoa did they just delete all profile pictures or something?? I’ve had mine on this site for like 15 years now >:c

@Kevin O’Leary:

You. Can. Drink. Mayonnaise.

Those games seem like they’re good enough to play with a performance hit. The fact that the Deck can play them really says a lot about how good the hardware is.

I actually posted about this on my FB page yesterday

And yet it was nominated for Sound, traditionally the worst technical aspect of a Nolan film.