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“Bowser, do you want us to save you from Peach?”

I know Jersey Mike’s, I served with Jersey Mike’s, and you Sir, are no Jersey Mike’s.

How did HBO let this one go? Even though I don’t think he was in charge then, let’s go ahead and blame Zaslav for it.

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO!!! Tacked-on Multiplayer NEVER helps a Singleplayer title. They should be kept separate.

“Cowgirl Peach.”

I’m sure the rule34 community knows all about Peach's cowgirl moves.

When I was a kid I was fascinated with the crystal key that Chrysler used for a couple of years. I think it reminded me of the fortress of solitude crystal stuff from the first Superman movie.

He said 250,000 miles, not feet.

While it was by no means fancy, the 1st gen Dodge Neon had a glow-in-the-dark key, which was kind of neat and original. I owned one, and believe me when I tell you it was the only remarkable thing about it.

This review barely has any focus on the differences between game versions, which is kind of a waste since we can just read the general reviews from four years ago.

$400/month payment on a high mileage, ex-rental Tesla?? 

I’d call this a risky bet. On the one hand a used Model 3 is good way to get a decent performing EV on the Tesla charger network. On the other hand it’s Hertz so there’s a very real possibility of being pulled over and held at gunpoint because they reported the car stolen.

The bar for “recreating” something seems really, really low these days.

I finished out last year strong, completing several short games before the new year in, like, less than a quarter of the time I played Zelda. It was a good pallette cleanser. I’m diving into Alan Wake now. So far so good. I really wish it had a photo mode, because it’s a damn fine looking game.

LOL right like how big a shit do you have to take to damage a bathtub.  He must have tore himself a new one.

damaged hotel property? that must have been quite the turd, no wonder the dude was twitching

This seems more like a “RPGs of 2023" list than a “Best RPGs of 2023" list.

I get they want to make money but sheesh. I would’ve paid for single-player DLC, meanwhile I haven’t spent more than 3 hours in GTA Online since its release...just over a DECADE AGO. I’m still holding out hope for a new Undead Nightmare style single-player DLC.

Are the Pro Controllers plagued with that? I have two and neither have drift issues. My Joycons do as do my PS4 controllers. I honestly haven’t had any issue with my Nintendo Pro Controllers and only recently had issue with my Xbox controllers.

hello, future people!