That’s the real game. This is your life now. You make paperclips for a living. lol

He’s a “fun vampire”. Not that he steals other peoples fun, but when people have fun with something he creates, it sustains him, granting him youth.

He looks 30 in the video, and 40 today. He exists in half-time.

He looks exactly the same.

You took the words from my heart and published them as an article. Thank you.

Okra, fried, on the side. Never in the gumbo.

must be the hanging headlights!

Should get better in a few months, I heard they’re widening the tunnel.

That’s because she’s always getting rear ended.

Biggest traffic buildup is the line to my ex-wife’s bedroom.

Waffle House casserole: hashbrowns smothered/covered/whatever-ed to your liking, with a biscuit topping

My head says Monte Cristo casserole, but my heart says stoner food casserole.

I was going to make pork loin tonight, but thanks to you, I’m going to get a 10 pound brisket started on the smoker, which will take 17-20 hours, so tonight I’ll have hamburgers instead.

Or better still, if you don’t eat beef, don’t stop in to troll the article about BEEF!

Instead, use a password manager.

I’m sorry, did you just say a sous vide saves time?

That’s a pussy tip.

Ha - I actually had the same initial reaction, but she totally says it later in the scene.

Teeeeeeechnically Emily just pointed out that you had a name not that she knew it (nor did she ask for it in spite of it being the first time she’d met you).