The dumb Brexit Brits now have to pull protocol through knotholes to trick Trump into not realizing he’s not allowed to address Parliament and everybody not named May or Farage hates his guts.

There’s a reason it is not spelled ‘cardbored’.

Since when do they read Jezebel?

Fuck them. They did a stupid thing and should be made to feel stupid.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

Thank god the Kurds are safe from Bannon.

The Posthumus Dick choice was indeed an Easy D.

I thought owning a Prius was it’s own chastity belt.

You know who else was a man?

With the occasional exception...most Jalops stick to Jalopnik because at the end of the day we just want to discuss the merits of Volvo’s new wagon. Not whether driving the 4x4 version makes you a Trumpet or hate polar bears.

Lots of cars had grill releases too, especially in the 50's and 60's. It was when people got creative with bumpers and grilles in the 70's that they started moving them around.... Hell, I have TWO hood releases both with broken cables for my Trans Am. Explains why it had hood pins on it when I got it.

See, don’t say us Brits still don’t give you anything.

The Atlanta attack was particularly sad because of the death of John Miller, a former New York publicist.. Miller had been one of the lucky few to escape the site of the attack in Bowling Green when he was able to outrun the bombs and take protective cover next to local man Fred Douglass’ glorious wall. That he was…

I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

Don’t worry. This judge is on borrowed time. Once Jeff Sessions is...

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.