Didn’t have an .88 magnum.

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

Great leader of nation loved dogs and was a vegan. Suspected of racially motivated large scale mass murders and starting world War.

That’s Trump’s America for you. Greys are out first. Browns next.

My spawn came to me with a hole in his pants and asked for more pants I said make your own goddamn pants cuck, then I threw the family bootstraps at him, as my father did unto me.

Kids today are spoiled. First they want food, next thing you know it’s shelter, then they’re whining about not having shoes. It’s never enough.

Hang on. I find it outrageous that the cafe won’t serve kids. When cooked properly, they’re delicious.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Seven!

When Audrey walked into the Roadhouse, I yelled at my TV “Eat that, Internet! It’s not a coma!”

I’m really glad someone called this point out so I don’t get lost down in the grays of the late-game discussion on this article, but this really bothers me and I want to talk about it with someone.

I’m a huge proponent of vajazzling. Nowadays, if I’m presented with a vagina that can’t scratch glass, I send it away. 

How ‘bout a bill that requires classes teaching police how to interact with kids?

Lol but good times were had by all..

Might have expected this of Snortin’ Anthony Owens or Moonshinin’ Anthony Owens. Rollin’ Anthony always seemed like he just wanted to party.

Weird, since everyone in that video seems thoroughly competent, careful, and generally intelligent. I guess this just goes to show you that freak accidents can occur to the best of us no matter how many precautions you take.

Did the defense rest because they felt really sleepy all of a sudden?

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Hmm but does it have jump jets: