Ah yes, that movie based on the famous comic books we all know and love, The Hunger Games.

Donald is doing his best to solve the Fermi Paradox.

I remember when murrican patriots started calling french fries freedom fries, even tho the term is not about France. I remember idiots throwing out French wine that is better than much of ours cuz of frenchiness. I remember, idiots getting up in arms because how DARE another country have a different opinion than us.

Sorry Jinni, Merkle is the leader of the free world

How could you leave Aculite out of the list.

He is amazing with his soothing tone in the game.

Or dwarf fortress

I had no idea Prey for the Gods would be out so soon. Always nice to see crowd funded projects make it!

I misread the headline as Citizen Kane 3.0.

The police waste all their time on things like this, meanwhile the Tunnel Snakes are still running wild, terrorizing the public with their aggressive and provocative dance moves.

Sure, now you’re going to tell me setting my Pomeranian free in the poconos was a bad idea.  

Forgive me if I stole this from someone, but...

as a trained allergist, you’d think he’d spend a little less time on the senate floor and a little more time trying to figure out why women’s reproductive rights make him so sick.

And the Royal family may actually be a draw for tourists and their money. As opposed to 45, who is tethering turism to an anvil and dropping it in the ocean.

A lot less than what it costs for Trump to spend a weekend at Mar-a-Lago.

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

Trump and Kushner are in the real estate business. So they should understand how condominiums work.

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

Look, the thing we really have to keep in mind here, is that Republicans don’t “fuck” women anyway....they “fuck” children. And they insiminate their “wives” so that they and their “conservative” “godly” friends have more children to fuck.

I could do it I think. I’m being serious now! If I was on a deserted island I’d be playing DS 3 when I wasn’t too busy praising the sun! :P

If they paid witnesses, they could make a killing!