If you can afford a Tesla, you can afford to buy a Chinese baby. Kidnapping not needed.

Every day is Laugh At Donald Day.

I would watch the hellout of that movie. We can tie it into American Gods. Somebody call Neil Gaiman.

It’s weird, back when I got a PS3 and used the Dualshock analog sticks more for shooters I could get used to it. But it still feels awkward playing Resident Evil 4 without a Gamecube-style controller.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

For Porsche, this would be an extra cost option.

The day the F-35 becomes any kind of great at all is when they manage to successfully change into Gerwalk and Battroid mode. And rename it the Valkyrie VF-1S.

How dare you inject politics into a story about military procurement.

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…

Um, excuse me, Obama used drones to kill children not our most valuable Special Ops to kill children.

“I think it’s just because she couldn’t hear what David was saying.” He then reveals that he thought Ryder’s faces were “awesome.”

The really mind-blowing part was when you find a secret dossier that !!!SPOILER!!! Ulfric Stormcloak is actually a Thalmor stooge whose sole purpose is to keep Skyrim divided and weak !!!SPOILER!!!

STICK TO SPROTS!!@!#!!# /s

This directly concerns a car company, my man. We can’t just put fingers in our ears and pretend it’s not happening.

So if there is anyone out there who believed/believes “There was hardly any difference between Hillary and Trump” I offer now as the time to step forward and explain how what we’ve seen in this country over the last two weeks would still have occurred if Hillary had won.

When we do finally take down this criminal regime, where should we hold our American Nuremburg trials?

BTW, I made a donation to the ACLU after they stymied Emperor HiroCheeto.

We’re actually having a great traffic month if anyone is curious.

Unfortunately, they’re still letting in people from the Confederate States.