I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

The sick fuck really did like to eat fresh.

They should move it to January 20th 2017. Not like he won’t be free that day.

The trial is supposed to start on Election Day? Damn, that’s bad timing for him.

At the risk of sounding, mean, I have to say I honestly could care less about these e-sports players having to learn new things and adapt to changing strategies and play styles. I don’t often get to say this as it pertains to games, but, it’s what they get paid to do.

I’m afraid they only see red

I always trust my local dogfighter when he says his dogs are all looked after in luxury hotels.

I totally get it. I try to keep my daycare business totally separate from my porn distribution network but the media keeps trying to associate one with the other. Sad!

Really? He started sniffing early on and it continued throughout. Best part was when he was sniffing while talking about his intimate knowledge of “the bad drug lords”.

I feel like Mark Ruffalo would be the perfect person to come as Hillary’s date just to make uncomfortable small talk with Dolan.

So that’s why her dad hates Obama.

I don’t want to go around calling women sluts, (I like sluts they tend to sleep with me) but I will say I have a feeling Ivanka hasn’t seen too many cocks she didn’t enjoy.

I sense a serpentine belt repair in his future...

As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

I heard Giuliani had them reduced in September 2001.

Trump is more like Sarumann

*Finishes The Two Towers*
Humm....that Sauron guy just might not have the best interests of everyone in mind, right?