When facing charges of lewd comments, professional Overwatch player responds, “Sorry, sorry. I’m sorry. Sorry.”

This is fine and all, but where are some cosplay pics of Witch Mercy, hmmm, Kotaku? (Asking for a friend).

When Stern runs for president?

When life gives you lemons...

Dude, have you ridden in a new Mercedes? Soundproofing is unbelievable.

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

Silly dogs, that car doesn’t have a wishbone suspension!

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”

Avant-’tard

strip clubs on every corner

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

A nervous Reince Priebus walks into the Throne Room at Trump Tower, prepared to try to play his last hand. It’s a desperate move, but these are desperate times. The Trump is sitting at his desk, The Day The World Turned Day Glo hair disarranged gruesomely. Nietzsche said every blade of grass had its own agenda—was it…

The trump campaign hired Sontaran body guards apparently.

Can’t watch video at work. Someone please explain how a rope will help you call AAA.

“The demo is only downloadable up until November 1st”

If you have a Macan equipped with an oversteer, please bring it in so that we can can remove it. If you cannot get to your nearest Porsche authorized service center immediately, you should take it to another certified technician to have a dab of oppo installed. A dab of oppo can keep your Macan safe if you have an…

They only initiated the recall following public outrage concerning the property damage sustained in a single Saturday morning Auto-X session as 17 upper middle class moms were injured attempting aggressive moves to snake each others parking spaces outside of a local Whole Foods.