Wow, there’s actually legislation banning doctors from discussing the health effects of guns....That’s um, interesting. What were those discussions like before they were banned? “So, you know how you own this thing that is designed to maim and kill people?” “Yeah...” “Well, it could potentially maim and kill you or…

WW 1 is too high tech.

Wish I had my own hype-person following me around. This beats having Terminator Preston Garvey following you around trying to kill you 24/7 though.

Yeah, I was always insanely perplexed by people saying “instead of releasing skins for HotS, they should implement drop-in observer mode”. Dude... Skins are made by 3D artists and animators. Observer mode is made by engineers and UI people. What the fuck? It’s like saying “Instead of cooking potatoes, we should repair…

WRONG. It’s actually just one guy named Ralph Blizzard and he appreciates taking priorities from people posting in comments sections so he knows what to work on first.

This man is a walking piece of shit. He’s not a cute pokemon.

Setting wildfires? Pushing boulders on people? Link confirmed menace to society. Probably going to harass some birds and smash some pottery too.

Didn’t work.

It’s important to gain experience attempting to murder one or two pedestrians or cyclists at a time. Too many Mustang owners think that just because they have several hundred horsepower under the hood that they can immediately start mowing down crowds of people. It doesn’t work that way! You’ve gotta work your way up…

Mustang driver backs up “My apologies, but I’m practicing my cars and coffee game. They are hosting it here this weekend.”

This was a race issue. Clearly he didn’t do well at the last autocross and his girl was trying to talk him out of ever going back.

I can say with utmost confidence that this dude has the tiniest dick I have never seen.

Finally someone has done the right thing.

No more steaks and pretzels AND no more rape? What does little Brock have to live for at this point?

These things force me to never want to put myself in a position where I have to sacrifice everything.

I think I saw a unicorn skip across a rainbow

I’m so glad for Sarah that not all of her family are shitlords. My heart breaks for the kids at the facility that aren’t that lucky. All of these military-style/hard labor camps for “troubled” teens should be illegal, they're abuse straight up.

The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.

I remember the good ol’ days when if you crashed you just blamed Pastor Maldonado. Now things are so complicated...

I would define A Self Important Cunt Who Can’t Swallow Their Pride as: someone who follows an other into a parking lot to get their point across