It’s nothing new. He’s just updated the Southern Strategy for the 21st Century.

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I wonder what percentage of commenters will even know what a “compaq” is.

I'd pay $20 million for a F1 that plays Doom music.

But can you play Doom on it?

This is my swamp

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Also, the man loves yogurt so much that he wears a life vest to prevent himself from drowning in yogurt.

Sub-par yogurt that supports workers? HamNo has never been so torn.
This is like if Cross Fit made fun of New York.

Also, shout out to Siggi’s! I’m sure it’s overpriced yuppie garbage but I love it.

You mean places without fully developed social safety nets and economic systems? Not sure how those are a relevant comparison.

Just another bullet-ridden day in the good ole US of A.

Good for you! When it comes to controls I apparently wipe my memory of the mappings within days of finishing the game and starting a new one.

Totally agree. But if the trailers and the end of the last season is any indication, we’re gonna see more and more characters intertwining now.

It's like The Italian Job, but being Jersey, it was more like The My Great Grandmother was Half-Italian Job.

When I look back on this comment it will be exactly as moronic as it appears right now.

Could you imagine what the tax label would look like on a pack of cigarettes?

“The male performer can’t say anything back to me or say anything at all. I’d say it just feels a little unnatural.”

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.