It’s great that he took care of that so quickly. Now that he’s free, he can boot up Fallout 4, where there’s a settlement that needs his help.

My Porsche has 5 pedals

Asking the wrong person. You need to talk to Paul Ryan or Mitch McConnell for budgeting new funds.

Ah yes, that’s Kobe, always sacrificing individual success for the good of the team.

Hypothetical Cruz presidency science fair: “Do any of them promote Creationism? No? Tell ‘em to fuck off out of here.”

“I want to stress one thing: these guys aren’t motorcyclists, they’re assholes on motorcycles. And there’s absolutely a difference.”

I have an old Esprit and guys are constantly trying to race me. Porsche guys in particular seem to have a bug up their ass. I don’t understand it. It’s like no, this car is over thirty years old and a bitch to keep running as it is. I’m not trying to relive a Need For Speed level on the fucking Brooklyn-Queens…

I like that probable-alien Ted Cruz is eating aluminum foil.

Go ahead, show me the laws that say it’s okay to PHYSICALLY RESIST AN OFFICER OF THE LAW PUTTING YOU UNDER ARREST IF YOU FEEL IT IS UNWARRANTED.

Her attorney is garbage.

You do your life I’ll do mine. Simple as that!

It has nothing to do finger size, rather with your hand-eye coordination and fine motor skill when driving intoxicated, which GM research estimated 107% of all Banshee owners would.

Obligatory.

Mayhem turned off the Traction Control...

My favorite person in this whole video was the guy in the CC. At least he was paying attention, that avoidance swerve wasn’t bad.

Clearly the answer is to get rid of the kid

Came here for this, not disappointed.

Came for Ferrari comment, left satisfied.

I'm glad we got this out of the way early.

Who knew that Porsche secretly collaborated with Ferrari on the 993.