This is a classy strawman made of the finest 24K gold. Look at the great, tremendous quality of that argument.

This is just a preview of life in President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho’s America.

It runs on unicorn tears.

Sounds like a raspy v6 to me. All aston v12's do.

Alyssa Trunker?

After he trampled it, it was grounded to the ground

You searched for the right Tuk-Tuk, comparing specs, torque ratios and finally you found the right one and you named it Brad.....and then Brad got trampled by an giant elephant at a religious parade...... you thought nothing could replace Brad......then Dehli Mutual sends you a check.....

At least he isn’t beholden to SuperPachys

He’s all mahout stopping global warming.

its about time to dicuss the elephant in the room

Are we sure the elephant’s name isn’t Donald Trunk?

Otherwise they wouldn’t have hit their mileage target.

For the price of a new Bugatti Chiron, you could buy this gently used P-51D Mustang!

/\ The guy asking the real questions. If this is my daily driver, should I be using GasBuddy to shop around after work?

“the Chiron gets a new electric power steering system”

I see what you tried to do there.

I want an alternate version TOO DRUMPF TO FUCK.

Are you crazy? This is gonna require at least a Pentium 166 and 16 MB of RAM. That’s insane.

Nah, you just go in reverse when it gets too hot. The vents will work then.