Because God doesn’t apply to them?

Are we sure it was that Multipla and not the other one? Because I see some late ‘90s Apple in it.

George is getting upset!

“What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller!”

Yeah? Well I had sex with Volkswagen!

Great, great use of a 90s comeback.

Porsche: “Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you."

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

A land yacht isn’t cool because why?!

Porsches are amazing because

I mainly just wanted an excuse to say the word genitals. Which is a great word.

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

The guy I park next to every morning does this. Today it’s 40 degrees and sunny and the wipers are fully erect.

As someone who works in the entertainment industry I have just the following to say:
I hate these non-union scum who are taking our jobs.

It’s amazing how companies still fall into the Streisand Effect.

They say he died from multiple strokes.

Guess he died doing what he loved. Die Hard!

The unnamed driver was ejaculated from the sunroof of his 1996 Toyota Corolla.

I love this trend of skinny horizontal headlights. 991 911, F-Type, AMG-GT, Lincoln Continental....