There was an old flooded rock quarry in Indiana called “Blue Springs” that we used to go to regularly back in the eighties-nineties, and it had a fifty foot house boat sunk near the bottom, along with multiple cars.

I found a Craftsman framing hammer about 20 feet down. Took it home, wire-brushed off the surface rust…

David Attenborough. Richard only commentated on dinosaurs.

FIFY.

“King Kong will not have anything on me!”

I have it on good authority that the prequel will involve Jake’s exploits as he navigates internal affairs and HR, filling out applications, undergoing requisite eye and hearing exams, and submitting to several rounds of questions designed to examine his core competencies.

Well Weezer are never going to release a good album ever again.

Why bother?

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Boooo.

“And seen for the WONDER I am!”

QUIT PRESSURING ME MOM!!!

Hate to break it to that guy but the kid doesn’t look anything like him.

Call me crazy, but I just don’t think you should use a belt on your kids.

(As a side note: We need a name for used cars that look clean but are full of secret problems. For a new car, that’s a lemon. What about old stuff?)

shoulda brought the wagon.... its nice

I can’t see anyone in that photo?

No worries— I’ll just pick one up in the aftermarket.

The Ram 1500 gets a reported 27 mpg which is really freaking good for a truck that has the capability to tow 9600 lbs. To compare, my gasoline Sierra 1500 gets 18 mpg if I’m lucky and can only tow 7700 lbs

With all that torque and the fact that it’s a pickup truck, who the hell cares about speed. Towing capacity and using this thing as a commuter/work truck. 

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.