Seriously? You can get a Toyota Soarer Aerocabin for $10k, and it actually looks good:

The 505 Turbo alloy wheels fit Subaru Ea81 & 82 cars with enough poke to be silly & almost aggressive. They were scarce in junkyards: we found 3 sets in 10+ years of junkyard hunting 

Dang... you just teleported me back to my high school parking lot standing around with car stereos blasting punk/alt rock.  This is good stuff, elitist music snobs can gtfo.

Actually the switch panel is in the correct orientation. The rest of the car is backwards.

If going the skyline route I would opt for the R31 and trade AWD for spoilers.

Pretty sure that’s not a stock bumper...

Jalopnik is both amused and confused by this comment.

...attorney and fellow wrestling coach...

You can’t blame Lewis for this. Every British person knows that if a piece of dirt never had a Union Jack on it, it must be unexplored.

It was only a matter of time. You can’t see Gunn do the first movie without expecting him to pop back up in the third.

*looking around nervously*

I worked at an auto parts store for longer than I care to remember, and this is EXACTLY where my head went. Everybody has a car, and god damn near everybody is an idiot about cars.

What changes is that when this ends up in the Supreme Court, there is a clear and unambiguous statement that both Houses of Congress have deemed this to be an unconstitutional move to seize the power of the purse.

“Nobody can do an oil change like me! I do a great oil change. I put the new oil in and I don’t even know what happens to the old oil. Where does it go? Nobody knows! Poof! It just disappears, no pollution, no mess, no collusion with the old oil, no anything. That’s just how good I am. NO COLLUSION!”

Trump response:  “Why change the oil if the stuff you have is working fine?”

I’ve had enough of those stuck up costal elites and their fancy oil change shoppes.

Fuck that, I'd like to see if he can drive.

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I WOULD WATCH THIS SO HARD.
but like, a real version though, none of this Simple Life 2004 version.

The guy has owned planes his entire life, and when you own a private plane, you know about the way it functions.

Oh yeah? If it’s true that being around something for a long time means that you’re an expert on it, then why is it I still have don’t have any idea how my wife’s g-spot works?