The difference, you dumbass childe, is CONSENT.

Great point - you’ve convinced me not to vote for Bill Clinton in this election.

What a me-first glory boy. Pitches JUUUUUUUUUUST well enough during the regular season to let the Giants eke into the WC game, knowing he’ll get all the attention and fame from this elimination game. If he really cared about the team, he would have been better during the summer so they could win the division and let…

It’s like that, but twice as eliminatey.

I’m a total Homer, and I can’t wait until Kris Bryant hits a minimum 8 home runs and kills the even year shit.

Fuck Bumgarner and fuck the Giants.

Bumgarner is a douchebag who gets mad if people make eye contact with him, or run around the bases too slowly (or too quickly) on a homerun. He’s a great pitcher, and he’s also a cunt. I hope the Giants get swept.

Counterpoint: Madison Bumgarner is a douche canoe who destroys any goodwill the rest of the team might otherwise deserve. May they lose horribly tonight.

Harbaugh: ok, let’s do it like they did it in Littleton, Colorado. We’ll practice. We’ll dress the same. We’ll break through and fire all our shots until the other guys are all dead. Who’s with me?

#1 rule of off-roading videos: nothing anyone posts will be difficult enough for the commenters

you have to pick the lesser of two evils

I love it when millionaires who sometimes throw balls for a living explain politics to me.

He doesn’t need to pick a side, but Both Sides Are Equally Bad is the argument of somebody who hasn’t thought things through.

I fully support Kaepernick and the protests (and dialogue) he’s sparked nationwide. But when you hear him talk, he sounds like someone who got recently woke by some hotep tweets.

Vegas stopped putting odds on Kaep 2 years ago.

Yes absolutely so real

Also because the Volvo will run reliably.

have you considered either walking or a Segway? Sounds like they’d be faster than driving.

self-driving cars are like the metric system in the 70s. we keep getting it shoved down our throats and keep getting told how awesome it is, but absolutely no one is interested in adopting it. besides the people trying to sell them, who the hell wants self-driving cars?

I will buy a self driving car tomorrow if it comes with a gun turret on the roof that I can man.