Thank god you brought to light the existence of these remarks, previously only published in obscure places like USA Today and ESPN.

What Will White People Say About How Trump Does In The Debate?

“What will dumb white people say about how Trump does?” is more like it.

White people, speaking for white people and other races since forever. Keep up the good work!

Roberto Clemente

Los Angeles had Vin Scully and Chick Hearn. Not fair.

Cried for 20 solid minutes.

Compromise: Fuck The Man?

Jason Heyward. Dexter Fowler and Carl Edwards Jr, last 3 left, all on the Cubs, its why they are winning so hard this year. BLW

Also, prospective romantic partners will not want to make the sex with you

I see you can’t handle intellectual debate.

There’s nothing wrong with defending Western culture against the feminist vagenda. Tampons were invented by 1960s feminists to give women a way to buy a box of individually wrapped foam cocks at the store, so they wouldn’t need men anymore. And then women still complain and want to freebleed. Good thing I don’t have…

Sounds like the perfect car for coeds, stewardesses, and lady lawyers.

Is there a special holder for tampons?

Personally I think Marion Cotillard is much more beautiful than Ang. Everybody has their preferences! It is a bummer that Marion’s such a conspiracy theorist nutjob though.

I dunno. Some guys are into quality acting, ya know...

“The father had recently been picked up by the police in Butte, Mont., where he and his wife had holed up in an R.V. with more than $100,000 in cash, both clearly suffering from dementia. Returned home, he was now living in a memory-care ward — but his restless energy meant that he was constantly trying to escape by…

This story + this gif = perfection

I love my Blue Crew. That indeed is a roast.

Madison Bumgarner will be very upset about that picture after he learns of it- after he helps fix his pa’s tractor and finishes his story about deer antlers with the neighborhood yokels in his driveway before sunset.