^^ THIS ^^

“Really, they only excel at two things: towing and carrying lots of stuff.”

I’m going to ignore the actual text of the article that I just read and claim that this wouldn’t have happened to a Ford, even though it probably would.

FORD TOUGH

Good thing it has that massive bed and tow rating to carry the owner’s pride back home.

Is Vin Scully’s last game going to be available out of market to his myriad of fans? It’s an away game, so I don’t even think subscribing to the MLB package at the last minute will help, will it?

He once dated a girl named Madison Bumgarner.

Growing up the huge kid with the girl name’s gotta suck.

I’m just here for the division championship followed by Kershaw letting me down in the playoffs.

Puig is a big boy and I know all you millenial thingys would make trouser chili if he looked at you askance but I’m taking Bumgarner in this cage match. Puig is a glory boy, he ran the gamut to get here and make his scratch but when you scrape down he’s a whiny little bitch. When you scrape down on Bum you get a guy…

Tough guy was removed after 7 innings and only 97 pitches! Finish the game yourself, fuckface.

Jesus, Bumgartner needs to get over himself already. What a fucking crybaby ass-hat.

I wouldn’t want people to look at me either if I was named after a mermaid from a Tom Hanks comedy.

I don’t think this is particularly controversial but I believe Bumgarner is kind of an asshole.

My son was prone to demanding that we not look at him back when he was a toddler. I guess what I’m saying is maybe Bumgarner was just pooping his pants.

Because the Rams left St Louis and now it’s the LA fanbase that gets to exist in incredulous disbelief. So it’s like, you may have lost your NFL team, again, but silver lining your not rooting for the team that took Goff over Wentz.

Raiders Fan Knocks Out Raiders Fan In Extremely Slow Fight