Also, they're pretty fucking cute. As are bumble bees.

Fire ants can go straight to hell too.

I can’t look at one without thinking how badly I want to take it across Africa in an epic adventure.

The last mosquito I killed, I smashed with both hands in mid air. One of it’s whole wings detached and spiraled down to earth looking like the wing off a Japanese plane shot down in WWII like in a documentary. I try to do them all that way now. A man should take pride in perfecting his craft.

I have never seen a firefly in person so maybe that should be at the top but Spiders and Bees are badass and deserve to be in the top 3.

Dear Best Fans in Baseball. STOP.

Lebron to the Lakers?

Did I mention the solid imitation gold plated Elvis style sunglasses I found under the driver’s seat of the Datsun? I think that addition pushes it above the Buick’s leather seats.

This is far from boring. Now a Buick Century from the 1990's? That is boring.

Sorry if I have to be “that guy” but what I just watched is disgusting and never would have happened in the old days. It’s just not right and has no place in baseball.

Strong take, Wilbon.

I hate to give a hot-taker like Cowherd any credit whatsoever, but every once in a while he’ll have a point.

“If Curry’s shot fades, what’s left? He’s 6' 2", and a buck eighty. There’s not a lot to offer there. That’s your unanimous MVP.”

So we’ll just keep repeating this headline until the end of time, huh?

I don’t use cruise control, but I always try to be a predictable driver and maintain a consistent speed.

That’s not actually blood in uncooked red meat. It’s a mixture of water, myogloblin proteins, and the joy that is extracted from vegans and vegetarians when they decide to stop eating meat.

Players and coaches don't win championships. Tech bros. do.

Man at control panel wearing headset: Sir, it’s the advanced stats, they’re redlining.

Jumping on every new pseudoscience health craze is for dummies, but dismissing every new change in the food landscape as a pseudoscience craze (and by extension, putting total trust in massive profit-motivated corporations to magically provide us with foods that are the safe, healthy, delicious, fairly priced, and not…

!!!!!!! I had that exact argument with my wife today! She said cruise control “is not safe”. She also claims I am a bad driver. I was in one minor fender bender in my life. She had been in 4 accidents and have gotten 3+ tickets in our 5 years together....

Oh, well ok then. In that case, you are a good writer.