Milking the All Star Game—YAWN. I miss FIFA and the corruption and crying South American fans, waa, waa, waa—that's you Brazil and Argentina.

I don't have anything productive to add to this post, nor do I have an ill-conceived pun to share.

I just want to say that all you guys fucking KILLED IT with your soccer coverage over the last 10 weeks. Just fantastic stuff. Keep up the good work.

If you call a bunch of rival fans pussies then get the shit beat out of you you shouldn't be surprised.

I would appeal that if I was the Dodgers. Seems like a really stupid ruling.

a teenage Vine star

SP "Did I beat that guy up once in Miami?"

there are tons of other options with much better quality sports content.

Landon Donovan is not just the top male scorer (which he is), he is also the top scorer. The men compete at a higher level, therefore the top scorer is whoever is at the top of that level. This is why the headline is incorrect: the women cited are not the "most dominant" in the sport.

You clearly know absolutely nothing about the military. They carry hundred pound packs of equipment long distances. They also have to be strong enough to help pull out wounded soldiers. The qualifications should not be lowered for anyone. There is far more to being a marine than "pulling a trigger".

Sorry, but as a woman I can say without feeling insecure: we are off-brand. Any woman that tries to argue that we can somehow match the men is making us all look crazy and unwilling to admit to physical differences. Surely you don't honestly think that we can ever match the product they put out, do you?

Because this isnt the "Mens World Cup." Any woman is eligible to play in this wold cup. The Womens World Cup is specifically restricted to women, which is why its called that. This World Cup is open to anybody who is good enough. Its not restricted specifically to men. Its why the Under 23 year old World Cup is called…

Because the Williams sisters once said they could beat any man ranked below 200 and then lost to the 203rd ranked man on the same afternoon 6-2, 6-1. This kind of shit article is actually what ruins womens sports. My friends and I watch the womens World Cup with the exact same fervor and support as the mens. When…

I'm an orthopedic surgery resident. Big flop. Very small injury. Stable spine, no concern for further injury. Pansy.

My thoughts exactly. The most elaborate flop in the history of football

Neymar would fall over, clutch his face & roll around if his mum kissed him on the cheek. There's a reason why fairy tales have an enduring quality, it's because they're based on facts. Neymar is the boy who cried wolf.

Just as I suspected, Neymar's pulling off a really long con on a flop.

You're confusing your American fan bases, the ones who think whiteys are better than blackeys regardless of play are the same ones protesting everyone watching/caring about the World Cup because that's only for Euro fag floppers. At least get your stereotypes right.

You're a fucking moron. You clearly didn't watch the same game I did, since Bradley was marauding all over the pitch breaking up play, coming back to collect the ball and distribute, as well as assisting our only goal with a perfect chip over the top. He probably covered over 10 miles during this game, and played a…

COACH HARDER, KLINSMANN!

Why do people write personal essays about why they dislike soccer, then feel the need to substitute "Americans" where the word "I" belongs?