That was certainly a piece in keeping with the hard hitting "journalism" we've come to expect from local news.

Well put. Sajak assumed that the guy got engaged to a woman, because the last 500 people on the show that said they were engaged were engaged to the opposite sex, and when corrected, made no derisive or excusionary comment about it, just laughed it off.

I wonder what FIFA is Ghana do.

whoosh

no one is ever Ghana trust them again.

now I feel less bad about the USA conspiring with Germany to get us both through to the next round.

MENSA member^

Most of the memorable plays in sports are accomplished with hands.

You would think a guy who covered Wes Welker for as many years as Shaughnessy did would be used to the fact that hands aren't necessarily a requirement in sport.

Deadspin Has Been Writing The Same Article About Sportswriters Writing The Same Article For Years

He's mashing a banana into his fax machine at right this moment.

"Call me an ugly American."

Fuck, that's one ugly man.

My dad was a grounds keeper at the "Murph". Once he took a tape recorder to work and Tony Gwynn recorded my dad's answering machine message: "Hey you've reached my pal "John". He can't come to the phone, but leave a message and he'll call you back". Another time when I was around 8 the Padres had a weekend workout at…

Should have been you, Will Clark.

unfortunately as the third law of the internet states, "Any individual from a place is a wholly representative sample of that place. Therefore, any place may be rightfully judged as a whole by the actions of any individual therein."

This joke sucks because you don't even English.

[same conversation from this morning and 11 months ago]

The only people I've ever heard use that phrase are pregnant women when referring to their partners.

you're watching every minute of the world cup, you say. it's mid-june. it's the greatest sporting event in the world. it happens once every four years. and you're saying you can't read other sports content because...you'll have to scroll down a little further? that's your whole argument, no?