this story was supposed to end with you getting your ass kicked by a skinny dude. what the hell, man?

are there no whole foods where you live? bulk pine nuts are cheaper and you can buy the 27 nuts you need to make pesto for like a buck fifty.

That’s why you drink Strawberry Hill in high school like a normal person.

The biggest food ripoff is sauerkraut. The good stuff, I mean. It’s cabbage, water, salt. Three of the cheapest foodstuffs in America. And it’s 7 dollars a jar.

I’ll just go with whatever Olive Garden is pushing.

When you see conspiracy everywhere you see reality nowhere.

Really playing with fire aren’t we Gawker?

ya, they did make them very clear: they’re old, uneducated, xenophobic, and long for a return to a past that made sense to them. for many of them, they feel displaced in a global economy that’s changed, they don’t really know how or why, and they’re scared, so they romanticize the past when England was for Englanders.…

Hippies don’t shop at TJ’s. Hippies shop at neighborhood co-ops.

what in the hell would besides starvation or childhood?

what were those reasons, do you think?

You got so close! You almost, ALMOST finished a comment without adding something like “the media says so.” 99% of the way there, then BOOM.

do hardcore conservative/libertarians not realize that inserting phrases like “because our betters want to condition people into their schemes” makes their arguments sound like that of raving lunatics?

basically: “leave politics out of it,” you’re saying, as you weave your own political view into your comment.

agreed. i also am of the belief that the second-gen honda fit, not the dumb, watered-down current version, will be the LAST of the great, simple, efficient, happy-go-lucky hondas. i love mine, and honda ruined it when they tried to turn it slightly upmarket. it’s basically the 2012 equivalent of the old civic…

actually, him owning the gun IS a problem, because he’s the kind of vigilante asshat that ends up murdering people who’ve done nothing wrong.

are you trolling? ‘cause if not, you’re apparently cool with vigilantes running around holding people at gunpoint. running outside and pointing guns at people is NEVER EVER the right decision.

where are you getting that figure from, out of curiosity?

what i want to know is: would the kids have been covered under Florida’s insane “stand your ground” law? they legitimately had a reason to feel their lives were in danger, so if they killed the guy, tough shit, right florida law?

read books?